Wednesday, January 14, 2009

My Movie Idea: To the Future

I'm going to pitch this movie idea to the studio execs.

It's gonna be called, To the Future!

The basic premise is, it's Back to the Future in reverse. Instead of a kid from today getting sent back to the 1950s, a high school basketball coach from the 1950s gets sent to today.

The day after he shows up, he goes to a JV basketball game. He sees a 6-foot-tall black freshman tomahawk jam over a defender, and then he suffers a massive stroke.

He recovers from the stroke, but has to use a wheelchair. The first day back in school he goes to the handicapped stall in the men's room. Unfortunately, the stall has been nailed shut because the school wanted to keep kids from skipping class in there.

The movie ends with the guy going to the urologist with a bladder infection. But guess who the urologist is? It's him, 50 years older. He apparently had got his pre-reqs for med school during the off-season.

Unfortunately, he wasn't a very good urologist so he wasn't able to fix himself. The guy dies.

Total run time: 12 minutes.

There's also a sex scene that explores issues such as racism and steroid use. This scene will probably run during the credits.

1 comment:

  1. Instant sequel: "2 The Future, 2 The Furious" The urologist salvages some healthy organs from his dead past self and is able to live until 2058. President Sasha Fanning-Obama invites him to the White House for his 130th birthday.

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